Our World is Wrong: Intruder Safety

I'm scared of the boogeyman. I admit it.

I'm terrified that I will wake up one night to a knife at my throat or in a pool of blood. That's the life we live in now. A life where I obsessively check all my locks before bed and sleep with a hunting knife in my headboard.

Here are some over-the-top intruder-safety inventions. One is more defensive, the other offensive. Personally, I'm just going to stick with my knife.

The Back-Up: Easily mount your shot-gun within arm's reach! This takes napping to a whole new level... Visit their website

The Quantum Sleeper: A safe room built around a bed. Start practicing for your coffin today... Visit their website

My biggest fear about intruders? That I'll kill them brutally and without hesitation. And how I'll explain it to the police when they come for the pieces.

Our world is wrong.